A slang dictionary

Ok this is for all the old fashioned ppl out dere who feel "teenagers today"speak in greek and latin-
Shaddup!!-Shut up

Chillax-Chill out and relax

Off the hook!!-Wicked kool

Whack-Crazy,insane,unbelieveable

Get outta here-dont kid around with me!

Shut up!!-Oh my god!

Hell hole-a place thats really really awful

Leave-get lost

Boo-(no it doesnt stand for scaring others)-Boyfriend/girlfriend

Homie-Friend

Homegirl-Gyal friend

Homeboy-guy friend

Caught up-involved in something

Freak u-the non-swearing word for f**k you

Get low-Oh come on....ur not THAT stupid right....?

Four eyes-A nerd basically

Poser-A person who tries very hard to be like a bimbo basically pretty much like hillary duff or Paris Hilton

Wannabe-Someone who tries very hard to be like someone else..(refer to poser)

Metalhead-A person who loves listening to any sorts of metal(trash,hardcore,death,black metal),may be slightly violent and twisted

Pyromaniac-A person who loves fire and its completely obsessed with it...(may own a huge collection of lighters,matchsticks,petrol etc...)

Pyro-A slightly toned down version of a pyromaniac

Mosh-To headbang violently scaring the others around you

Dark arts-Satanic practices,rites etc

Cell phone-A device that was invented originally to keep in touch but is now being used by teenagers worldwide to show off and listen to music

Funk you-Refer to freak you

Whatever-Usually Paris Hilton talk but it now refers to 'ugh shut the hell up' or 'ook i dont really care' or in most cases,it just means WHATEVER!

2face-A person whos a backstabber

Anime-An obsession for most ppl(NO ITS NOT CARTOONS)

Knocked out-Exhausted,totally tired

New do-A new hairdo

No stress!!-Don worry

social ladder-it usually refers to ur social status and where u stand in skool

Rock-it usually refers to a diamond,mostly in engagement rings

To be continued...

A world of my own

Well this is a strange time for a blog post but wat the hell...Call this kiddish but really,i want a world of my own....atleast until the one that i have changes for the better....im not being selfish....i only want this for everybody's good...In my own world,there would be no war,no terrorism....no emotionally sad and disturbed teenagers(i mean no1 committing suicide coz of der marks...)....there would be no racism,no hate...everyone would be equal,it would be so much nicer wouldn't it....but i guess its just wishful thinking...

Boyfriend(Avril Lavigne parody)

Well its not that i hate her,its just that her new song makes me laugh...Why should she sing abt stealing someone else's bf if shes freakin MARRIED.....Anyway here it goes-



[Chorus]
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!
I swear! I swear!
I really really need one!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
Could you be my boyfriend?

Hey!Hey!You!You!
I know its stupid of me!
But you know its not a secret!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!

[Verse 1]
I heard you're fine
I need you mine
You're so delicious
I hear abt ya all the time
She said you're so addictive
I think i know what i can do to make you feel all right
Dont be scared when my mum sez im damn precious
You know me. I'm the only nerd princess
They can tell i like you loads and i know they're right

[Bridge]
Cuz, i'm like so whatever
And i wanna do so much better
I hope we can get together now
And thats wat all my friends are talking about!

[Chorus]
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!
I swear! I swear!
I really really need one!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
Could you be my boyfriend?

Hey!Hey!You!You!
I know its stupid of me!
But you know its not a secret!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!

[Verse 2]
You can see the way,see the way
You friends look at me
And even when they look away
I know they think ima freak
I know they call me that all the time again and again

So could i come over there
And tell you wat you wanna hear
Better yet,
Make your stupid friends disappear
I dont wanna see you hanging with them ever again!
(And again and again and again!)

[Bridge]
Cuz, i'm like so whatever
And i wanna do so much better
I hope we can get together now
And thats wat all my friends are talking about!

[Chorus]
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!
I swear! I swear!I really really need one!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
Could you be my boyfriend?

Hey!Hey!You!You!
I know its stupid of me!
But you know its not a secret!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!

[Verse 3]
In a second i'll be wrapped around your finger
Cuz you can
I hope you do it better
Theres not many others
So whens it gonna sink in?
But I'm so stupid what the hell am I thinking?!?
[Repeat]

[Chorus]
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!I swear! I swear!
I really really need one!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
Could you be my boyfriend?

Hey!Hey!You!You!
I know its stupid of me!
But you know its not a secret!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!

Ok i swear im not a desperate who*e like dat but i just changed the song a bit,it has NOTHING to do with me

Back to skool!!!!

Well ppl,it finally happened,im back at skool and gosh i couldn't believe how bored and lonely i was!!!! I finally saw and met all my friends and we had so much fun,tomorrow me and my friend laasya are gonna sit together at lunch and we're gonna sketch garfield in our sketchbooks,its nice to meet a fellow artist :) and then there was my usual groupies, they had awesome summers and even tho i havent talked to them that much i'm glad to see them...Its a nice change and i dont really care if 10th's a lotta hard work,im willing to do it...as long as theres fun,friends,and calvin and hobbes in my life,im willing to do anything!

Homosexual rights

Well i know this is a heavy topic to write about and i know a lot of ppl are gonna raise their eyebrows on my choice of topics but seriously....i dont give a damn,I really wanna know why so many ppl are discriminant towards homosexuals(i.e.gays and lesbians),they're just normal ppl like everyone else,only with a attraction towards someone of the same sex,why are they looked upon as a disgrace or something like that? I know what you're thinking,("shes such a lesbian")well im not,for your information any1 whos reading this,i happen to be hetrosexual k? I can't stand the sight of ppl whispering or bitching abt a homosexual behind their backs,i know a few of them,they happen to be realyl nice NORMAL ppl,all of us wanna think a lot like americans right?Then the first step we should take is accepting homosexuality!!! We should open our minds to the possibility that not everyone wants to be straight as a stick. Every form of love is different and each and every form is beautiful in its own way,a single colour does not make up a rainbow,different colours do and we all know thst

A few questions i've always wanted to ask....

Ok,these are the things u see everyday but wen u stop and think abt it,they dont make much sense now do they...Ok here we go now...-
*If barbie's so popular how come u gotta BUY her frends?
*Donald duck never wore pants,so how come he wraps a towel around his waist wen he gets outta the shower
*If americans park in a driveway,then where the hell do they drive?!?
*Why do ppl smoke cigarettes even tho the package tells them its dangerous
*Why do the cigarette manufacturers put its dangerous on the pack if they want the stuff to sell?!?
*They say mango frooty is fresh n juicy....but logically thinking how the hell can taht stuff be juicy?!?I mean its not solid is it?!?
*Everyone says that comic books and comic book artists(YES they're ARTISTS) are immature and useless,so why again do we all read comics in the morning paper?
*In the archie comics series,how can betty and veronica share the same guy?!?I mean my 2 friends tried it and they ended up (nearly) killing the guy!
*If Wil E Coyote has enough money to buy that acme crap why can't he just buy his dinner?
*And how come he never dies even after all those explosions and accidents?!
*And how come he only falls down after looking down!!!Logically thinking,he should've fallen off the instant he steps away from the cliff!
*How come that stupid roadrunner is so damn fast?!?And what is that thing anyway?
*How come bugs bunny is always cheating daffy?I mean daffy's not stupid right,all bugs does is quickly change his arguement and daffy agrees!Now take it from a person who tries but that never works in real life!!!
*And how the hell can daffy sink in water?!?!I mean hes a frickin DUCK!!!!Ducks cant sink!!!Especially not in WATER!!!!!!
And thats all for now,tell me if you've got answeres cuz i want them!

"According to her"

Well this is a blog dedicated to my bestest bestest best frend of all time[[Sry ppl im not mentioning names]]. Shes the one whos been there for me,all the time,we love spending time together,listening to music,and making fun of all the things we hate,its really a mutual understanding,we even complete each other's sentences sometimes,i love her with all my heart :) . This is a little poem i wrote for her-
"According to her,i have a crazy smile
according to her,she'll always like wat i like
according to her,im completely insane,
damn girl i wish i could tell the world ur name :)
According to her,we're perfect for each other
Partners in crime,hand in hand
with dastardly schemes and crazy plans
Always looking out for each other
getting each other outta hot water
Junk food addicts
Ice cream freaks
Birthday time,the 2 of us scream "TREAT!"
Friends forever,We'll go on till the end
Just the 2 of us
Forever and always
As 2 best friends

My silence is violence

Well to the ppl who know me well,i'm most definitely NOT silent but at times i do tend to keep to myself,now this is the time where i might be sitting in a room,totally oblivious to my surroundings,with my nose buried in either my sketchbook,my diary or maybe just a novel or a comic book, in fact,i usually do that wen im annoyed with someone,the cold shoulder thing...Well in my silence lies a world that no1 can see,a world concealed within myself,MY world. Its a place that no living person,not even me can describe,its beautiful,but my silence isn't always a good thing. A lot of ppl believe in peace and understanding...hah,losers...My silence is unspoken violence,there are so many things i convey with silence. Sentences like "I hate you", "Go away", "Leave me alone", "You're still not forgiven" and so on....its my way of saying things,with a cold look,but thats if the person's lucky,if he/shes not,i just straight out ignore them and pretend they dont exist...Well if you've come this far after reading this, you probably don't have the slightest clue wat im going on and on and on about but if you're lucky, you will someday...

About meh!!!

Well im not totally new to this blogging stuff,but everytime i start a new blog,i start it with a little about myself,now i hate bragging,im only listing my qualities...well first thing u'll notice is that im usually alone,even wen im with a group of ppl,i'm usually standing away from them trying to avoid the groups of ppl,HELL YES im anti-social,deal with it damnit -.-" i tend to shy away from groups of ppl,but i am most definitely not shy,i like spending time with myself listening to music or drawing,no not painting or something thats useful :P just comic book cartoon sketches,i happen to be good at them,not many ppl think its useful for anythng at all but how many of u DONT read calvin and hobbes in the morning paper?!?Well im a bit of a tomboy and im proud to say I HATE WEARING MAKEUP yes shocking i know,and YES im A GIRL,a lot of ppl who view my online profiles on community sites tend to think ima boy tho,that part's a bit annoying but eh....I am extremely lazy,i hate working out,and if theres one thing i hate more than working out,its aerobix,i can never understand the point of jumping around for so long wen u might as well as be out running or playing basketball or footie!!!I love sports although i dont play much,my all time favorite sports are football and basketball,i love playing them! :D I love them almost as much as i love bikes,altho im not as crazy abt bikes as i used to be but i still am so ya....I also love music!!!All kinds of it,cept carnatic,i listen to music that scares a normal person,like um...megadeth!! and slayer, and iron maiden!!!GOsh i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE iron maiden,my cousin recently went to an iron maiden concert and i was purple with envy!!!He even met bruce dickenson!!!*angry glare* to think that cud've been me!!!!Grrrrrr........I missed a lot of concerts,i almost had tickets ot the recent aerosmith one!!!I mean like OMG i just missed aerosmith!!!Like i was totally about to kill myself! I also love watching trashy soaps and sitcoms on tv,like the bold and the beautiful...and general hospital and the o.c....hell i know they're stupid,i dont watch them with any sense of continuity so i dont understand a thing so i end up rolling on the floor laffing,i love the show seinfeld,jerry seinfeld is such an awesome stand up comedian!!!I also admire dave coulier,his impressions are really good.....ok i suppose if u've had the patience to read on about the ramblings of a teenager my age,i suppose u'll enjoy my future blogs,This is aishwarya ramesh signing out!!Have a nice watever time of the day ur reading this :)