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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Boyfriend(Avril Lavigne parody)

Well its not that i hate her,its just that her new song makes me laugh...Why should she sing abt stealing someone else's bf if shes freakin MARRIED.....Anyway here it goes-



[Chorus]
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!
I swear! I swear!
I really really need one!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
Could you be my boyfriend?

Hey!Hey!You!You!
I know its stupid of me!
But you know its not a secret!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!

[Verse 1]
I heard you're fine
I need you mine
You're so delicious
I hear abt ya all the time
She said you're so addictive
I think i know what i can do to make you feel all right
Dont be scared when my mum sez im damn precious
You know me. I'm the only nerd princess
They can tell i like you loads and i know they're right

[Bridge]
Cuz, i'm like so whatever
And i wanna do so much better
I hope we can get together now
And thats wat all my friends are talking about!

[Chorus]
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!
I swear! I swear!
I really really need one!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
Could you be my boyfriend?

Hey!Hey!You!You!
I know its stupid of me!
But you know its not a secret!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!

[Verse 2]
You can see the way,see the way
You friends look at me
And even when they look away
I know they think ima freak
I know they call me that all the time again and again

So could i come over there
And tell you wat you wanna hear
Better yet,
Make your stupid friends disappear
I dont wanna see you hanging with them ever again!
(And again and again and again!)

[Bridge]
Cuz, i'm like so whatever
And i wanna do so much better
I hope we can get together now
And thats wat all my friends are talking about!

[Chorus]
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!
I swear! I swear!I really really need one!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
Could you be my boyfriend?

Hey!Hey!You!You!
I know its stupid of me!
But you know its not a secret!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!

[Verse 3]
In a second i'll be wrapped around your finger
Cuz you can
I hope you do it better
Theres not many others
So whens it gonna sink in?
But I'm so stupid what the hell am I thinking?!?
[Repeat]

[Chorus]
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!I swear! I swear!
I really really need one!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
Could you be my boyfriend?

Hey!Hey!You!You!
I know its stupid of me!
But you know its not a secret!
Hey!Hey!You!You!
I really need a boyfriend!

Ok i swear im not a desperate who*e like dat but i just changed the song a bit,it has NOTHING to do with me

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