The mystery of the missing sock!!

Ok this is a very recent incident that happened. Infact it happened just 2 weeks ago. Ok Monday morning I’m ready for school and infact I’m ready to almost ready to leave the house when I start looking and look and look and look and look and look and look for that one elusive sock that I see around whenever I don’t need but miraculously disappears whenever I need it.

I know what you must be thinking the “mystery of the missing sock”??? But it’s the only mystery I face almost everyday so I thought it might make an “interesting” read. Or rather a funny one.

Anyway getting back to our “mystery”. I go to this huge bag where we stash the family sock supply. *Bends over and scrounges through the bag *. “That’s funny I could’ve sworn I saw a pair of socks while looking for my other pair on Friday. Hmmmmm…” My sister walks in. I ask her “have you seen a pair of clean socks I could use????” “I think I saw a pair under your bed while looking for a book of mine.” I go there and look for it under the bed. Its not there. Then I look at my watch. “Uh-oh it’s getting late”. I decide to wear a pair of sandals and I rush out of the house.

Then after I get home I decide to solve the “MYSTERY OF THE MISSING SOCK! I didn’t have anything else to do that day anyway so I get home and start in my room I look at the floor and realize that I can’t see my floor. There’s stuff everywhere. I walk in and trip and take a header on the nose.

Oh believe me you no idea how much that hurts. So I get up and walk through the mess. And bend down and look under the bed. Amazingly I don’t know how it could’ve escaped my eye in the morning but there is the other sock sitting innocently under the bed in the exact middle…. where anyone who bends down and looks can see it! *Sighs*.

I bend down and pick it up and toss it on top of my bed. I walk over to my closet and open it next. * Yanks the door open *. Uh-oh. A huge rumble is heard as a huge pile of clothes tumbles down and buries me. I lay still for a second. And then I get up. “Wow I had no idea my closet was this messy”,

I say to myself. Then AHA!!! There it is lying on the top of the huge clothes mountain is another sock!! “VICTORY IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, I scream at the top of my voice and start dancing only to trip over a pile of books and fall again. Then I get up rub my elbow coz it got kinda well…. crunched. I walk to my bed and sit for 10 minutes. Then I decide to get up and go out. I step down from my bed and walk to the door.

I bend down near my bed to get my wristband and after I straighten up and walk near the door. I suddenly slip and fall…………AGAIN. Man I’m really clumsy… so glance down to see what I slipped on and it happens to be my favorite t-shirt, which I was looking for for quite a long time…Hmmmmm…maybe its time for my annual room cleanup....