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Sunday, December 2, 2007

Top Twenty commandents of Indian teenagers

20.Thouself shalt have a good reputation
19.Thouself shalt try and maintain it
18.Thouself need not be a fashionista,just dress cool
17.Although thou shalt NEVER be caught wearing fake brands
16.Thouself shalt always carry loads of attitude
15.Thouself shalt Never wear the same shirt as someone else
14.Thouself should NEVER wear the same outfit twice to any party
13.Thouself shalt not celebrate birthdays without food fights
12.Thy accent shalt NEVER be fake
11.Thouself shalt never try imitating a celebrity
10.Thouself shalt always be in possession of thy cellphone if thou owns one
9.Thouself shalt never be caught using 90s slang
8.Thouself shalt ALWAYS be updated on music
7.Thouself shalt never have a teacher love you
6.Thouself shalt not go to bed before 12
5.Thouself shalt not be seen with family in hip places
4.Thouself shalt absolutely NOT be seen out with family on saturday nights
3.No less in hip places
2.Thouself shalt NEVER cancel time with friends to "bond" with family
1.Thouself shalt never ever be caught drooling over a boy of lower social status

9 comments:

Arjun M said...

i DO not agree with a few points!
Atleast you're back!

zombie_princess said...

which points dont u agree with?

Arjun M said...

Bed befre twelve... and seriously, i think this whole "social" status is for losers!
I'm surprised YOU of all people mention that sweets!

zombie_princess said...

mmandents but i konw a lot fo ppl who dont bother keeping up with them...like..hmm...i dunno..ME?!? I'm in bed way before twelve,i've been caught in hip places with my rents on saturday nights and i've cancelled time with frends to bond wid family

Arjun M said...

And you forgot to clarify the status thing... Am i irritating you?

zombie_princess said...

what status thing? and no ur not

Arjun M said...

Your last commandament... No 1... shall not be caught drooling......

zombie_princess said...

hey! That is like social suicide!

Arjun M said...

No i mean what exactly do ye mean by that.. or well.. can you define this social ladder for me?