Ok,these are the things u see everyday but wen u stop and think abt it,they dont make much sense now do they...Ok here we go now...-
*If barbie's so popular how come u gotta BUY her frends?
*Donald duck never wore pants,so how come he wraps a towel around his waist wen he gets outta the shower
*If americans park in a driveway,then where the hell do they drive?!?
*Why do ppl smoke cigarettes even tho the package tells them its dangerous
*Why do the cigarette manufacturers put its dangerous on the pack if they want the stuff to sell?!?
*They say mango frooty is fresh n juicy....but logically thinking how the hell can taht stuff be juicy?!?I mean its not solid is it?!?
*Everyone says that comic books and comic book artists(YES they're ARTISTS) are immature and useless,so why again do we all read comics in the morning paper?
*In the archie comics series,how can betty and veronica share the same guy?!?I mean my 2 friends tried it and they ended up (nearly) killing the guy!
*If Wil E Coyote has enough money to buy that acme crap why can't he just buy his dinner?
*And how come he never dies even after all those explosions and accidents?!
*And how come he only falls down after looking down!!!Logically thinking,he should've fallen off the instant he steps away from the cliff!
*How come that stupid roadrunner is so damn fast?!?And what is that thing anyway?
*How come bugs bunny is always cheating daffy?I mean daffy's not stupid right,all bugs does is quickly change his arguement and daffy agrees!Now take it from a person who tries but that never works in real life!!!
*And how the hell can daffy sink in water?!?!I mean hes a frickin DUCK!!!!Ducks cant sink!!!Especially not in WATER!!!!!!
And thats all for now,tell me if you've got answeres cuz i want them!
4 comments:
ROTFL...
u got me floored gal....
hehehehehe,,,,,,,
d coyote was d best.....
geee....
some hella nutter u r.....
*If barbie's so popular how come u gotta BUY her frends?
WITHOUT HER FRIENDS, SHE WOULDNT BE POPULAR NOW, MOREOVER, U GOTTA BUY HER TOO :p
*Donald duck never wore pants,so how come he wraps a towel around his waist wen he gets outta the shower
ELSE HOW WUD U KNOW HE HAD A SHOWER AND NOT JUST A SHAVE (*BLINKS)
*If americans park in a driveway,then where the hell do they drive?!?
ON THE HIGHWAY/ROADWAY
*Why do ppl smoke cigarettes even tho the package tells them its dangerous
SAME REASON U PUT UR FINGER IN THE ELECTRIC SOCKET EVEN THOUGH DAD TOLD U NOT TO, WATS LIFE WITHOUT RISK
*Why do the cigarette manufacturers put its dangerous on the pack if they want the stuff to sell?!?
PPL BUY MORE WHEN THEY KNOW ITS A RISK (MOREOVER, THE IT-HAPPENS-TO-OTHERS-AND-NOT-ME SYNDROME)
*They say mango frooty is fresh n juicy....but logically thinking how the hell can taht stuff be juicy?!?I mean its not solid is it?!?
WHO SAID ONLY SOLIDS ARE JUICY...THE WORD JUICE IS ALWAYS LINKED TO SOMETHING U CAN SLURPPP RIGHT
*Everyone says that comic books and comic book artists(YES they're ARTISTS) are immature and useless,so why again do we all read comics in the morning paper?
THE WORLD ISNT SHORT OF HYPOCRITES
*In the archie comics series,how can betty and veronica share the same guy?!?I mean my 2 friends tried it and they ended up (nearly) killing the guy!
COZ THERE, ITS NOT COMMITTED TILL U SLIP THE FINGER RING. UNTIL THEN, UR PUBLIC PROPERTY
*If Wil E Coyote has enough money to buy that acme crap why can't he just buy his dinner?
THE FUN IS IN THE HUNT...
*And how come he never dies even after all those explosions and accidents?!
CARTOONS - IMMATURE ?? RING A BELL??
*And how come he only falls down after looking down!!!Logically thinking,he should've fallen off the instant he steps away from the cliff!
DITTO !!!
*How come that stupid roadrunner is so damn fast?!?And what is that thing anyway?
ITS AN OSTRICH LIKE BIRD, ONLY MUCH MUCH SMALLER
*How come bugs bunny is always cheating daffy?I mean daffy's not stupid right,all bugs does is quickly change his arguement and daffy agrees!Now take it from a person who tries but that never works in real life!!!
GET ADMISSION IN ENGINEERING, THEN SEE HOW U CAN FOOL PHD HOLDERS INTO BELIEVING THAT STEEL IS MADE OF CHEESE (OD)
*And how the hell can daffy sink in water?!?!I mean hes a frickin DUCK!!!!Ducks cant sink!!!Especially not in WATER!!!!!!
DUCKS WHO TALK, ARE DEVOID OF THEIR FLOATING APPARATUS..
Sorry, was getting bored, so wrote nonsensical answers to likewise questions
LOL
rotflmao....its okay...ask stupid questoins get stupid answers. :P
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